!! Women's Dictionary

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Do You Have Trouble with Women?

>> that means you don't understand them.

>>> from now and on use this dictionary

>>> (it's recommended that you keep a copy in your pocket.)

>>>

>>>

>> Yes = No

>>>

>>>No = Yes

>>>

>>>Maybe = No

>>>

>>>I'm sorry = you'll be sorry

>>>

>>>We need = I want

>>>

>>>It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now

>>>

>>>Do what you want = you'll pay for this later

>>>

>>>We need to talk = I need to complain





>> >

>> >Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

>> >

>> >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

>>>

>>>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

>>>

>>>I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

>>>

>>>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

>>>

>>>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

>>>

>>>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to

>>hate

>>>

>>>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

>>>

>>>Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead)

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